animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS CHERRY IS SO GOOD. DEAR SWEET MERCIFUL GOD IT’S BETTER THAN EVERYTHING. IT’S SO GOOD I’M DYING. I’M ACTUALLY DYING AND GOING TO HEAVEN. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION. NOPE, HERE I GO. GOODBYE, MOM. GOODBYE, FRIENDS. I’M FLOATING, WEIGHTLESS AND FREE, INTO THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF ETERNAL LOVE. ETERNAL DELICIOUS CHERRY FLAVORED LOVE, FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DRAW-ING IN THE MUD WITH MY GIANT TREEEEEEEEEEE PENCIL!

IT IS MY FA-VO-RITE MUD WRIIIIIIITING U-TENSIL!

MA-KING A PICTURE FOR ALLLLLL OF THE FISHES,

THAT I WANT TO EAT ‘CAUSE THEY’RE FU-CKING DELICIOUS!

DO BE DO BE DOOOO. MUUUUUUUD PENCIL!

MMMM HM. OH YEAH.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GLOBAL PETROLEUM CRISIS?

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BREAKING YOUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL BY RUNNING EVERYTHING ON THE ENERGY OUTPUT OF MY ADORABLENESS?

WE COULD EASILY POWER MOST OF NEW YORK OFF WHAT YOU’RE FEELING RIGHT NOW, AND THIS ISN’T EVEN MY PINSTRIPE BOW TIE.